the perfect dirty martini

ingredients
green olives (an assorment of flavoured stuffed olives will give it a kick)
the vodka of your choice (i dont believe in gin martinis)
make sure your vodka is well chilled in the freezer
shake the amount you want in your cocktail shaker vigorously
tease the glass with a look at the olive juice
add olives and let them marinate for no more than 20 seconds
enjoy