Wednesday, May 12, 2010

there may be hope for britain yet



i know my scottish labor friends will not agree with me, but they have been on the tit for so long they don't even know independence

Saturday, May 8, 2010

update


i am happy to report that no earthquakes happened here because of my previous post, but hopefully several feminists are offended by my shameless act.

Friday, May 7, 2010

boobquake (am late to the party again)

so because i do not have much time to check the emails, and blogs, i discovered i am late to another party.. the fabulous boobquake
here is my contribution

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Friday, April 30, 2010

the job update


the job is going great so far, they like my work, and everyone is so nice! it's a bit weird being the new girl - i have to learn to whom to go for what i need. i try to think of who was responsible at my old job for stuff, and start there. they have been quite patient with me, and somewhat helpful.
unfortunately we have two buildings - one in gaithersburg and one in germantown, so it is going to take me a while to get used to that. the hardest part is keeping track of the two bosses.. they are always hopping back and forth between buildings.
the nice thing is that there is a dearth of leftover food, so maybe i will lose weight!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Best idea I have heard………and so very simple

Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? A really neat solution heh?

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win situation for everyone and would eliminate this crap about racial profiling. This method would also obviate the need for a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

Case Closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant.

I can just see it now: You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number.........."

Monday, April 12, 2010

rip to a classy lady

dixie carter

she definitely had that special southern charm