Monday, March 30, 2009

the perfect dirty martini

green olives (an assorment of flavoured stuffed olives will give it a kick)
the vodka of your choice (i dont believe in gin martinis)
make sure your vodka is well chilled in the freezer
shake the amount you want in your cocktail shaker vigorously
tease the glass with a look at the olive juice
add olives and let them marinate for no more than 20 seconds

for the man who has everything but

that special gift

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Gateway Pundit: House Passes Hitler Youth Bill

heil messiah

from the comments:
We have a constitutional amendment that abolished slavery.
That is the 13th Amendment, It states;

‘Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for a crime… shall exist within the United States of America.’

Congress must think it is a crime to attend school.
Big Mark | Homepage | 03.24.09 - 8:38 am | #

i really wish the msm would publish these things. might change a few minds about that hope and change thingy (except my socialist sisters)

follow up to one of my past posts

so how is that "army" of yours working out, mr president? (and i use that title mockingly)
from Jules

Thursday, March 19, 2009

if i only had £16,000

The Queen Elizabeth will depart on its maiden voyage from Southampton to the islands of the Atlantic on October 12 next year.
This 13-night voyage will include stops at Lisbon, Tenerife and Madeira and fares will range from £1,489 up to almost £16,000 per person for one of the grand suites.

the QE3

more thanks to JM

flower of scotland

flower of scotland
thanks JM
yea! i can embed videos again

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

two things on my mind

i worked for a subsidary of AIG a long time ago. hank greenberg created that mess and its his legacy. not that i ever got a bonus for my hard work. he was known to make his vps pee in their pants from intimidation. once he tried to berate me on the phone for being on hold too long and i told him off for i had to walk to the other end of the building to get the person whom he wanted to speak with and had insisted on holding.
dont ever try to berate me for doing my job. i dont give a rats ass who you are.
ok this is a couple of days old.. shoot me
this man just scares me.. but hey.. he is working the internet for all its worth. maybe the GOP needs to send spam email..

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009

where my heart truly is

i was driving home tonite .. and usually at this time of year i am in scotland
but instead i will be going to italy in sept.. so i saw daffodils .. as i usually am in scotland, i see the daffodils on the side of the road. i said..oh my that reminds me of scotland. and i started crying.. well at first it was a bit of a tear in the eye, and before i knew it i was crying how much i miss scotland. the tears were full blast. who knew a bit of daffodil would create such a feeling
i miss scotland so much .. my heart yearns every day and i didnt even know it till i saw those silly daffys

a dangerous skein dhu

the pastors business card

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

excuse me while i crack open that bottle

THOSE who seek salvation in a bottle may have found their muse. Dr. Malcolm Lloyd, a Johns Hopkins and Dartmouth-trained physician and former pharmaceutical clinical researcher, will appear on "Good Morning America" this week to espouse the health benefits of daily drinking. "A lot of research shows that people who drink moderately flat-out live longer than those who don't," Lloyd tells Page Six. "From the pre vention of the common cold to the pre- vention of the onset of Alzheimer's to preventing certain types of cancer, regular drinking can be very beneficial." Whereas most research has focused on wine, he says spirits can provide the same boon. Lloyd notes that "moderation" means one to two drinks a day for women and one to three drinks a day for men, and, "the positive effects start going in the other direction" once those numbers are exceeded.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

support desk request

this is a real support desk request that came to IT today ... i just had to share the giggle!

Internet windows keep shutting down, random songs and talking come on periodically (from where I do not know) and I keep getting a Microsoft Script writing bubble that pops up offering to debug. All is not well over here. Please help!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

the tea parties aren't the only protests

about time

i just hope a whole lot more sign up for this quiet little protest. in fact, i hope it spreads like wildfire, and becomes as noisy as a jet engine at 10 feet.
i do however, have little hope of the socialist state of maryland declaring such sovereingty. the dhimms here are too bloody greedy and have their heads up - oh never mind - its not lady like.