Ok it looks like it has come to this:
Life is a train
However because of new-found sensitivities we have to have separate cars
- One for men
- One for women
- One for Black
- One for White
- One each for all the other colours in between
- One for gay
- One for straight
- One for feminists
- Oh and one cannot forget the trannies
- One for each of the 16 genders (16? Oh for pity’s sake)
- One for whatever each religion you fancy – catholics, protestants (and how many of those are there), myriad of non-christian
- One for the atheists
- One for the agnostics
- One for liberal
- One for conservative
- One for left wing
- One for right wing
- One for those who believe in the good of our constitution
- One for the socialists/Communists
- And don’t forget one for each of the other political classifications you want to associate yourself with
- One for AGM climate change believers
- And one for the sensible people who know that climate change is part of the earth
- A small one for those with common sense
To be continued.........
List was inspired by a comment from that Communist Corbyn guy in the UK.