An Incomplete List

Ok it looks like it has come to this:

Life is a train

However because of new-found sensitivities we  have to have separate cars

• One for men
• One for women
• One for Black
• One for White
• One each for all the other colours in between
• One for gay
• One for straight
• One for feminists
• Oh and one cannot forget the trannies
• One for each of the 16 genders (16?  Oh for pity’s sake)
• One for whatever each religion you fancy – catholics, protestants (and how many of those are there), myriad of  non-christian
• One for the atheists
• One for the agnostics
• One for liberal 
• One for conservative
• One for left wing
• One for right wing
• One for those who believe in the good of our constitution
• One for the socialists/Communists
• And don’t forget one for each of the other political classifications you want to associate yourself with
• One for AGM climate change believers
• And one for the sensible people who know that climate change is part of the earth
• A small one for those with common sense

To be continued.........

List was inspired by a comment from that Communist Corbyn guy in the UK.