friendships

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job

ps.. already posted at kae's