Saturday, January 9, 2010

tis friday night....

tis friday night. unemployment is still high (including mine). our president is dodging responsibilities and creating havoc. the iranians are still protesting their illegal regime. the democrats are behaving like the dirty politicians they are. and deciding not to run again. most of our country is in a deep freeze - thanks of course, to all that co2 us nasty humans are emitting. nasty islamic suicide bombers continue to kill innocents - or try to.
and i am sitting here cozy and warm, drinking a nice chianti, trying to assemble the new desk and hutch i bought.

one of my first purchases when i do get a job is an electric screw driver.


Minicapt said...

- 4oz orange Juice
- 1 shot vodka
- drop in 1 AA battery

Le Voila!


Minicapt said...


Do I buy one? Or two?


Carpe Jugulum said...

Remember with a 24v cordless drill nothing is impossible.

Carpe Jugulum said...

Drill/screwdriver.....same/same....oh bugger that previous sounds pervy.

missred said...

minicapt - that is quite an electrifying screwdriver! and i cannot think of why you would need more than one rat.

cj - no comment on the pervy bit ;)